Tuesday, November 30, 2010

"smh"

I shake my head at:
  • "Whip My Hair"
  • public displays of unnecessary affection
  • koreans
  • facebook
  • the hula chair
  • asian teenagers gettin it onnn
  • myself
  • thai curry (edit: instant thai noodles; my bad)
  • kumon
  • indians
  • squishy/soft toilet seats
  • high school freshmen
  • high school sophomores
  • high schoolers
  • people who look like freshmen getting their mack on but are really seniors getting their mack on
  • people getting their mack on
  • guyliner
  • vegetarians and tofurkey
  • meatloaf
  • school lunch
  • NC taxes
  • korean dramas
  • people who think they are DA BOMB
  • people who say DA BOMB
  • made up relationships
  • waking up on school days
  • school
  • caps lock
  • polygamy
  • visual basic
  • unethical/demoralizing/inappropriate images and film (you know what this means)
  • high heels in school
  • blogging
  • tumblr
  • TWITTER
  • anime
  • online dating
  • westboro baptist church
  • "camera whores"
  • overconfidence
  • korean pop music
  • pink fluffy unicorns dancing on rainbows - i did not make this up
  • "go grab some lunch and eat some cucumbers" (edit: following this, he says "why did i say that?" nevermind.)
  • jbiebz
  • jobroz
  • mileyz
  • disneyz
  • long lists
  • dreaming up scenarios that will never happen the way you hope
  • attempted accents
  • facebook family trees
  • liking - both elementary school crush style and facebook style
  • my bus
  • movie ticket prices
  • the length of available sleep time
  • saying goodbye!

3 comments:

  1. i'm going to have to disagree with the 'thai curry' and 'eat some cucumbers' ones. thai curry is delightful and dat line is cute!

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  2. woops, while I was writing this, I couldn't think of what that thai thing was that I'd had that tasted so funny. it was one of those instant noodle packages that was "authentic thai" but was more like "authentic oklahoma thai and really odd spices"

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  3. Okay, first things first:
    # Whip My Hair" -- I don't know what that means but I certainly whip my hair.
    # public displays of unnecessary affection -- I unnecessarily display affection publicly all the time.
    # koreans -- you know me.
    # facebook -- you know me.
    # the hula chair -- okay.
    # asian teenagers gettin it onnn -- you know me.
    # myself -- me, myself, and I.
    # thai curry (edit: instant thai noodles; my bad) -- I love Thai.
    # kumon -- I used to work at Kumon with Indians.
    # indians -- Kumon!
    # squishy/soft toilet seats -- you know me.
    # high school freshmen -- this was me last year.
    # high school sophomores -- this is me this year.
    # high schoolers -- this is me for the next three years.
    # people who look like freshmen getting their mack on but are really seniors getting their mack on -- this is not me.
    # people getting their mack on -- you know me.
    # guyliner -- I wear eyeliner.
    # vegetarians and tofurkey -- I ate tofurkey.
    # meatloaf -- I ate meatloaf.
    # school lunch -- I ate school lunch.
    # NC taxes -- I pay taxes (well, my dad does)
    # korean dramas -- you know me.
    # people who think they are DA BOMB -- YOU KNOW ME DA BOMB.
    # people who say DA BOMB -- not me.
    # made up relationships -- not me.
    # waking up on school days -- blech not me.
    # school -- not me.
    # caps lock -- ME.
    # polygamy -- ME.
    # visual basic -- to difficult for ME to comprehend.
    # unethical/demoralizing/inappropriate images and film (you know what this means) -- you know me.
    # high heels in school -- you know _____ _____.
    # blogging -- you know you.
    # tumblr -- you know not you.
    # TWITTER -- you know not me.
    # anime -- you know Asians.
    # online dating -- you know eHarmony.
    # westboro baptist church -- you know whaaa?
    # "camera whores" -- you know me.
    # overconfidence -- you know me.
    # korean pop music -- you know me.
    # pink fluffy unicorns dancing on rainbows - i did not make this up -- you don't know me.
    # "go grab some lunch and eat some cucumbers" -- lols. You know Mendel. I don't know.
    # jbiebz -- yeh.
    # jobroz -- YEH.
    # mileyz -- no.
    # disneyz -- NOH.
    # long lists -- YOU.
    # dreaming up scenarios that will never happen the way you hope -- always.
    # attempted accents -- you know me. (Wheh is mah bloody tay! Ah wont mah say-ray-al!)
    # facebook family trees -- lols.
    # liking - both elementary school crush style and facebook style -- NO.
    # my bus -- MY bus.
    # movie ticket prices -- obnox.
    # the length of available sleep time -- nah.
    # saying goodbye! -- BYE!

    You basically shake your head at everything I do and everything that is me.

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