Obnox

I was told by a certain obnox stranger to devote an entire blog post to obnox. Or to write a poem. But I like being obnox better, so here it is.

Obnox is a rather obnox version of the obnox word obnoxious, which is derived from the Latin "ob," meaning "to" or "toward," and "noxa," meaning "injury." So originally obnoxious had a slightly less obnox and deeper meaning, more like "subject to harm" than its watered down definition today. Obnox to me means more along the lines of "I am a really obnox word, which really means that I am annoying and too lazy to write down my full name, which is obnoxious, both in title and in description, and I also enjoy being dogmatic."

The word obnox reminds me of the word obesity. Obesity is obnox because people talk about it all the time but do nothing about it.

Obnox is one of those words that is obnox when you look at it, hear it, or say it. Although I do not think I have ever spoken the word or heard someone say it. Actually I just said, "You are very obnox," to my brother, so the previous statement is now false. It's sort of hard to say. It just cuts off and makes you feel short of breath. How obnox.

Obnox is like lox like sox like rox like fox like shox like tox like stalx like pox like chickens.

oh how the mind strays.

If I keep writing, this may get very very strange. I could talk about obesity or chickens or being short of breath. Or I could just keep talking about obnox, which is pretty obnox in itself but also pretty straightforward. The obnoxness of this post about obnox has used the word obnox an obnox number of times. I am pretty obnox.

If the obnoxness of this post was rated on a scale from 1 to 10, this would be OVER 9000!!!!!!!!! How obnox. I am really getting tired of people writing that. I mean, it's from about 5 seconds of some dragonball z episode or something.

Maybe I am feeling especially obnox on this momentous occasion because I actually ran today. And bought GREEN ONIONS. And then had BEEF NOODLE SOUP. With the GREEN ONIONS IN IT. And I wore shorts and a t-shirt in obnox <60 degree weather. That is a pretty great feat for such an obnoxly pathetic individual such as myself.

I'm running out of obnox things to say in this obnox passage because I am talking to several obnox people at the moment and all my obnox thoughts on obnox are being drained by obnox thoughts on other things such as asses and boys.

Yeah....................................................

OH AND I ALMOST FORGOT!

~$**%)#_@+|@$~An ObNoX pOeM~`**%&#^~@($_3+@_
I must be really bored to write a poem on obnox
because we all know obnox is as obnox as obnox socks
and obnox socks are boring and not as salty as lox
I don't know why I write such crap; I'd rather be a fox

the end.